Hello darlings! I was part of a delightful collaboration which was organized by the lovely u/TalkDirtyToYou on Reddit, and it was suggested by u/DrippingInnuendo that we could create "Auld Wank Syne"...so I ran with it, whipped out some naughty lyrics, and here we are! Happiest of New Year's Darlings! Love, Your Gal Smutty