Just the masturbation part
'cause I know you've got places you've gotta be
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Life, existentialism, and masturbation
hell yeah
Play Count: 971
The Devil Repents
Bloopers

Tags: [Sorcerer vs. The Devil] [Abducted] [Monster] [Bondage] [Size Difference] [Tricking The Devil] [Kicking His Huge Cock Around] [Large Penetration] [Multiple Orgasms] [Creampie] [Overstimulation] [Begging] [Enemies to Lovers] [MSub] [Switch] [Wet Sounds] [Aftercare]

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The Devil Repents Bloopers
full audio
Play Count: 600
[M4F] The Runaway Princess and The Shapeshifter’s Gift
Tags: [Story Driven] [Narrative] [Fantasy] [Castle] [Treacherous Monster] [Clothed Sex] [Dressmaking] [Fingering] [Clit Play] [Size Difference] [Praise] [Monsterfucking] [Creampie] [Aftercare] [Existing Together]
Play Count: 4312
Hospital of Horror
unused bits and bloopers

Tags: [Experimental Treatment] [Doctor] [Fear Play] [Horrific Monster] [RAPE] [Mind Break] [Size Difference] [Huge Monster Cock] [Creampies] [Tentacles] [Wet Noises] [Facefucking] [Anal] [Double Penetration] [Triple Penetration] [Fuckmeat Princess] [Totally Fucked Up] [Oral] [Hallucinations] [Medical] [Gaslighting] [Degradation] [Monsterfucking] [Whore] [So... so many Wet Noises...] [Body Betrayal] [Rough] [Breeding] [Breeding] [Breeding again] [Multiple Orgasms] [Pain] [Size Difference] [Bloopers] [Drugged] [Turned into a permanent set of breeding holes]

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Hospital of Horror Bloopers Unused Bits
full audio
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[M4TM] Loving you is the easiest thing I've ever done
I've always associated picnics with those tiny finger sandwiches, the ones you can eat in 1 or 2 bites. Love those things. Perfect for picnics, for some reason. Script by u/StrawberrieSuck! Tags: [Romantic] [Cheesy] [Switch Listener] [Switch Speaker] [Fingering on Speaker] [Kissing] [Established Relationship] [Public] [Outside] [Ftm Listener] [Good Boy] [Lots of Compliments] [Blowjob] [No Penetration on Listener] [Aftercare]
Play Count: 6770
[M4A] Post-Finals Thighfucking to Chill and Relax to
did you know. a group of penguins in the water is called a raft. on land, they are called a waddle instead.
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Goth IHOP+Femboy Hooters Blooper Reel

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[MM4A] Goth IHOP+Femboy Hooters
wait. this isn't ranch
Play Count: 55097
[M4F] Professor's Secret
Have you ever seen "The School of Rock"? Yeah, it's like that, but with a vampire, and a very different plotline
Play Count: 39423
[M4M] I've always wanted to be your free use toy
Full tags: [Free Use] [MSub] [Anal] [BFE] [Butt Plug] [Fill Me Up] [Fingers In Mouth] Mentions of [Blowjobs], [Kitchen Sex], [Facefucking] [Chestplay] [Shaky, Incomprehensible Moans] [Wet Sounds] [Some Loving Overstimulation] [Creampie] [Aftercare]
Play Count: 70015
[M4A] Morning Routine
Did you know? The best way to get rid of morning wood is to masturbate a bunch. Incredible
Play Count: 37749
[M4F] Alright, Little Miss Perfect. Whoever Cums Last Gets The Bed.
You still think you're so much better than me? Prove it, then.

Blooper Reel (link)

Tags: [MDom] [Enemies To Lovers] [Former Rivals] [Size Difference] [Forced To Share A Bed] [Grinding] [Clit Play] [Fingering] [Thighfucking] [Degradation] [Check-Ins] [Edging] [Countdown] [Wet Sounds] [Aftercare] [Cuddles] [Boo21][L-Bombs] [Outercourse] [Slutty Good Girl] [Some Switchy Moans] [Encouragement] [Romance] [Comfort] [Kissing] [So Many Moans] [Competition] [Creampie] [Binaural] [Whispers]

Play Count: 127903
[M4F] I’ll Show You What A Good Girl I Can Be
I tried thinking of a pun for this description, but all my vampire jokes suck

Tags: [MSub] [Vampire] [Yandere] [Calling You Daddy] [Being Your Good Girl] [Crossdressing] [Use Me] [Grinding] [Bend Me Over] [Pegging] [Spirit Dick] [Skirt] [Corset] [Kidnapping] [Body Worship] [Spanking] [Begging] [Aftercare] [Boo21]

Play Count: 48479
[MM4A] Venom: Let There Be Bondage
Full tags: [Rough MDom and Gentle Switch] [Venom and Eddie Brock] [Monster Fucker] [Chestplay] [Bondage] [Tentacles] [Suspended] [Tongue] [Size Difference] [Fear Play] [Birthday Sex] [Check-Ins] [Consent] [Wet Sounds] [Breaking The Bed] [Sweetness] [Creampie] [Aftercare]

”Venom,

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[M4A] You *Really* Think You Can Handle An Orc?
Your heart is racing. It must be because you're scared of me, the big terrifying monster, right? ...What do you mean it's because you're aroused?
Play Count: 46063
[M4F] Bedtime Breeding
Breeding kink audios: for those who want the thrill of breeding without actually having kids from it
Play Count: 121776
[M4F] My Hands Are Yours
Now that I can control your hands, I can use them to... pat yourself on the head from anywhere in the room! Mwhahaha

Full tags: [And Yours Are Mine] [Hand Kink] [JOI] [Gentle MDom] [Hand Swap] [Man Sounds] [Chest Play] [Fingering] [Clit Play] [Wet Sounds] [Good Girl] [Princess] [Cum For Me] [Aftercare]

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[M4A] We're definitely not going to fuck on our break, that'd be irresponsible.
I put up a stack of boxes next to me for this audio and at least half of them were cereal boxes I got on a sale

Tags: [Chestplay] [Grinding] [Thighfucking] [Creampie] [Moving In Together] [Making This House A Home] [By Fucking In It] [BFE] [Domestic] [Gentle MDom] [Growls] [Wet Sounds] [Fine, let's just touch each other a bit so we're satisfied] [Just a little Grinding is okay, right?] [Okay, maybe some Thighfucking is okay, too] [Bending you over and fucking you] [Slippery Slope] [Aftercare]

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[M4A] A Solid 60 Minutes of Soft Rambles
If it helps, imagine this is an hour-long lecture at a college by an unenthusiastic professor, since those have a 100% success rate in making me feel like passing out
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Undercover Fuck Maids
Which Maid do you choose?
Fuck the Girl (F4A)
Fuck the Guy (M4A)
Fuck *Both* (MF4A)

M Maid: u/SomewhatImmoral
F Maid: u/cyclosporineA

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[M4A] Held Through The Drop [Sub Drop] [Aftercare]
I'm administrating you with at least 6 cuddles, several good sips of water to leave you hydrated, and some snacks. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Here's your blanket.
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[M4A] The Colossal Friendly Giant

Next Audio: (Choose one!)
Stay On The Cliff [NSFW]
Stroll Down To The Beach [SFW]

--
Script written by u/MareyT!

Full tags: [CYOA] [Gentle MDom] [HUGE Size Difference] [Vulnerable] [Grinding] [Romantic] [Rough Sex] [Making the Earth Shake] [Wholesome] [Mutual Masturbation] [Almost Drowning in Cum] [Sand Play] and [Fucking a Hill] [SFW/NSFW Routes] [Sleep Aid] [Script Fill] [Aftercare] [Giant] [Size Kink] [Fantasy] [Fairy Tale] [Monster Boy] [Super Friendly] [Goof] [Clumsy] [Reverse Comfort] [Insecurity] [Vulnerable] [Slight Possessive] [L-Bombs] [Sleep Aid] [Beach] [Porn With Plot] [Slippery Slope] [Edging] [Teasing] [“I Wish It Was You”] [Cum Play] Mentions of [Creampie] [World's Largest Himbo]

Play Count: 20413
[M4A] I Can Still Dom You When I'm In A Skirt, You Know.
Props Used (Image)
Secret Boardgame Route (Audio)

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Oh, you wanna play a board game instead?
Back to Skirt Ride audio
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[M4F] Hello! I’m Sam, your Virtual Assistant.
Okay, so, would a male version of Sam radiate more dad energy or himbo energy? I've seen a lot of people say the latter, but this dude's gotta be smart and he has some big "protect" aura, too.
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[M4A] Beating the Ace Trainer
There's no mention of pokeballs in here but looking back I definitely could've made so many lewd jokes about them

Tags: [Overconfident Guy Turned Sub] [MSub] [Switch] [Oh no, you beat me in a Pokemon Battle] [I don't have any money...] [Maybe there's something else you want?] [Against the Wall] [Trying to stay cocky] [And failing] [Hands Stuff] [Grinding] [Aftercare]

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[M4A] "Grinding" for EXP
By opening this audio, you've now leveled up. I would say that you gained +1 in your coolness stat, but that's already maxed out for you holy heck you're rad

Tags: [Grinding] [Thighfucking] [Chestplay] [There's only 1 chair here, sit on my lap while you game] [Definitely just grinding on each other to get comfy in our seats] [Dick between your thighs just to, uh, keep you steady] [And definitely not because we're fucking] [Aftercare]

Play Count: 49442
[M4F] Riding Crimson [Shark Week]
oh no! guess we'll be staying in bed for the entire week together
Play Count: 43854
[M4A] Para-"Dorm"-al Activity
Script by u/MareyT!
Play Count: 6792
[M4A] You Said You Wanted a Sub? [MSub] [Dork]
Thanks to

u/cyclosporineA

for the cameo! Check her out if you'd like.

Play Count: 94298
[M4F] Against The Wall
You could also refer to this audio as "Stuck Between A Wall And A Hard Place"
Play Count: 82791
[M4A] Sleeping Snug
Half an hour of passing out
Play Count: 20612
[M4F] Cockwarming by the Fireplace
Cockwarming: for when you like sleep and sex equal amounts
Play Count: 68990
[M4M] Cockwarming by the Fireplace
Cockwarming: for when you like sex and sleep equal amounts
Play Count: 29165
[M4A] Study Buddies [SFW]
My productive hours, unfortunately, peak at 2-6 AM
Play Count: 4899
[M4F] Never Too Big
Despite the fact that I have to avoid the ceiling fans in your house, I am the perfect height to give forehead kisses which makes this a massive perk
Play Count: 231105
[M4A] Hour of Rambles
If you can remember a single piece of information about anything past the 10 minute mark tomorrow, I will be absolutely, and totally shocked.
Play Count: 11050
[M4F] "Study" Buddies
There's an "oh we're just studying anatomy/sexuality" joke here that I completely missed the opportunity to make Thanks to LachAudios for the cameo!
Play Count: 80906
[M4A] Party For Two
What's that? Nobody's petting the dog/cat at the party? Looks like I've got the next hour planned out for me
Play Count: 5269
[M4M] Safeworded
Other things that work as safe words: hand gestures, blinking really fast, telling terrible jokes to make your partner laugh too hard to bang
Play Count: 12854
[M4F] Safeworded
Other things that work as safe words: hand gestures, blinking really fast, telling terrible jokes to make your partner laugh too hard to bang
Play Count: 32464
[M4F] Dorky Demon in the streets, Daddy Dom in the sheets
with how many dad jokes i've made, a ddlg kink was inevitable
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A Chocolate Milk and Blanket Talk

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[M4F] Melting the Stress Away [Hypnosis]
Normally I write jokes here, but this time- here's a reminder to not stress out *about* not stressing out <3
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[M4A] How do I say this...
A totally normal confession with no goofs or gimmicks*.

*Bamboozles may apply

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[M4A] The Biggest Spoon
For some reason, amazon keeps recommending that I buy comically large spoons that are priced at $100+. This is in homage to that.
Play Count: 15908
[M4F] Anything for Science! [Monsterboy]
You know, these tentacle arms actually have some non-sexual uses as well. See this one? It's got Bluetooth.
Play Count: 44552
[M4F] Sex in a Hotel
If you eat dinner in a hotel would that be considered dining inn?
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[M4M] Hotel Sex
I haven't been to a hotel for months due to current world events, and when I come back they better still have waffle makers
Play Count: 58163
[M4F] Urges We Can't Ignore
Do you want "bred" as in breeding, or "bread" as in a sandwich? Actually- I'll just get you both.
Play Count: 53715
[M4F] Spanking Kitten
Fun Fact: Small kittens are very sleepy, and can spend 18 or more hours sleeping in a day.
Play Count: 21536
[M4F] Making it Work [Size Difference]
My hoodie is like a blanket on you wow
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M4NB Nipple Teasing

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M4F Nipple Teasing

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M4M Nipple Teasing

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[M4A] Slutty Moaning in a Car

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[M4A] Making Cakes and Creampies [Ramblefap] about [Bending you over the counter]
Cakeday Audio!
Play Count: 15640
[M4M] Wanna meet me in the bar bathroom in about five minutes? [Topless Waiter] [Taking Your Order] [Then Banging] [Blowjob] [Handjob]
It's topless waiter night at the Light and Shadow Bar, and you find a cute waiter to flirt back and forth with. After getting your order taken, he invites you into the bar's restroom for a quick... interlude. Script by u/igrokyou!
Play Count: 13250
[M4A] Our Love, Blazing [Moral's 420 Follower Super Special] [BFE] [Cooking Spaghetti]
Legalize Marinara Sauce
Play Count: 2183
Gimme My Batteries [BFE] [Gentle MDom] [Sleep Play] [Vibrator]
Script is by u/Dvaledrik_Returns! Additional Tags: [Slice of Life] [Silly] [Sleep Play] [Consent Discussed Prior For Future Anticipated Scene] [Sex Toy] [D/s Relationship] [Glasses] [Aftercare] [Snuggle] [Sea Bunny] little [Over Stimulation] Oh heck! What're you doing looking down here? ...Well. Remember to stay hydrated and have a sweet night or day.
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[M4F] Finding out about your Boyfriend's Subby Side [Pegging] [Good Boy Moans] [BFE] [MSub]
You've been dating for some time, and while he's usually more dominant during lewd times... you know something is up. Everything starts to make sense when you find a strapon in a drawer by his bed. And when this opportunity presents itself, how could you pass it up?
Play Count: 58656
[M4A] The Once and Future Prince: Part 2 [Script Fill][Prince][Silly][Humor][Fairytale Parody]
I loved filling this so, so much. Script by u/totallynotnatalie!
Play Count: 1594
[M4A] We don't have much money, but we have each other [Financial Struggles] [BFE] [Comfort]
Other tags are [Fantasizing] [Improv] [Reassurance] I've wanted to make an audio around this for awhile, and the quarantine sounded like a good time to make it. I don't mention the current quarantine in this since that's not what this audio is about, it's about money problems. Hopefully this can be a soothing experience <3
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[M4M] Getting Wood, in the Woods [BFE] [Size Difference] [Light Humor] [Camping!] [Looking at the stars] then [Ripping your clothes off] and [Fucking] [Anal] [Tent] [Romance] [Pet Names] [Kissing] [Cuddling] [Aftercare] [Pitching a Tent] [Improv]
This is an M4M version of a M4F audio that I loved so much that I had to adapt to cover both genders. There's quite a few light changes here but nothing too major- gendered words are changed and, of course, we're having fun with anal now. Enjoy!
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[M4A] Quarantine Vibes [Vibrator/Vibe] [Challenge] [Quarantine Quickie] where the goal is to [finish as quick as you can] [Masturbation] [Solo] [Orgasm] [Gasps, Moans, and Whimpers, oh my]
The goal is here to finish as quick as possible without any prior stimulus (so no edging or any of that) and no outside stimulus other than your own hands/toys. The vibe works really well for this! ...The only reason I did this was because the name was funny, I'll be honest with that.
Play Count: 9466
[M4F] In the Woods, Getting Wood [GF/BF] [Size Difference] [Humor] [Camping!] [Outdoors] [Looking at the stars] then [Ripping your clothes off] [Tent] [Romance] [Princess] [Creampie] [Cuddling] [Aftercare] [Pitching a Tent]
You and your boyfriend have been out camping, and after a long day of hiking and other activities, you settle down for the day by a fire. And also bang in your tent.
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[M4F] In a Mood [Masturbation Instruction] [Good Girl] [Daddy] [Gentle Mdom] [Princess] [L-Bombs] [Desperate] [Small Countdown] [Cum with Me] [Breathiness] [JOI/SI, whatever you'd like to call it] [Aftercare] [Cuddles]
I figured I'd break in the "wanting to be called daddy and also wanting to call someone a good girl" part of me. Hopefully you enjoy yourself and feel nice and cozy afterwards <3
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[M4A] Valentine's Vibing Ramble [Ramblefap] [Moany-breathy-gaspyness] [Vibrator] [Magic Wand] [Orgasm] then [Afterglow]
A valentine's gift to self and (one of) the resulting experiences from it.
Play Count: 9934
The Once and Future Prince (A Parody Fairy Tail)
A (totally not delusional) Prince falls in love for the first time, and he just *has* to tell somebody.
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[M] Verification for u/SomewhatImmoral

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Boy's Toys! Ramblefap with butt stuff
First Ramblefap with a dildo- which has been... very nice. I wish I could use my actual mic instead of my phone for this one for the slightly better audio quality- but I'll figure that out for later.
Play Count: 10162
[M4F] Falling For A Single Mom After She Has A Bad Date
You've been out on a date while your younger friend/co-worker babysits for you. However, the date didn't go so well, causing an early return and some not-so-great feels. Fortunately, you won't be feeling crummy for long...
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Desperation, Edging, and Post-Orgasm Torture
12 minutes in is where the fun starts (and my composure begins to take its leave)
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2 Orgasms! Woo! Featuring: The unexpectedly hear-able vibration noises from inside me at some points
I've been trying out denial and edging for the past few days- made this a very intense time. Felt very, very nice. Also a learning experience with how intense and... helpless? (In a good way?) it felt at some points from not letting myself orgasm 'till now.
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Bend Over, a lil' tease [Short Poem]
[Domination] [tease] [beg] [poem] [very short] [Script Fill] I haven't really done a dom-esc audio yet. Need to slowly break that part of me in.
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Ramblefap talking about Anorgasmia
Since I'm talking about anorgasmia so much in this, I don't have an orgasm here. I don't avoid it, or edge, or deny myself, though- this audio was just focused on pleasure.
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[M4F][Script Fill] I'm here for you [BFE][ChronicPain][Period][PMS][Endo Flares][Comfort][Kisses][Whispers][Reassuring][L-bomb]
Any feedback on what I can do better would be greatly appreciated. Everybody deserves comfort, and everybody deserves GOOD comfort.
Play Count: 4847
Ramblefap! With a prostate vibrator coming in halfway through... and me coming at the end.
I used my first prostate vibrator about a month ago- and oh god. I don't use it often since it's so taxing but it feels. so. good. Had an intense time and a lot of fun here! There's a lot of fap and a lot of ramble.
Play Count: 18774