Old Maui by the Mushling BandFun mushroom fact: Did you know there are over 1000 marine fungi that we know of? In fact, they have been found in nearly every marine environment we have explored, though many are known only from their spores!Play Count: 627 Turkey in the Strawjust how did the turkey get into the barn in the first place??? lotsa unanswered questions herePlay Count: 556 [M] Captain Oliver's Crew [Sea Shanty]Lyrics
Sail away, sail away
To those long-forgotten shores
Sail away, sail away
Till the sea's as still as glass
Sail away, sail away
Till we catch up to the sun
Well, the wind won't blow for a rotten crew, so row ye bastards row.
Captain Oliver's comin this way
Captain Oliver's somethin to say
(X2)
Man the deck, man the deck
How she creaks with every gale
Man the deck, man the deck
Water sloshes at each step
Man the deck, man the deck
One wrong slip and it's the drink
Well, the ship won't float for a rotten crew, so empty every pail.
Captain Oliver's comin this way
Captain Oliver's somethin to say
(X2)
All aboard, all aboard
Each new flag may be our last
All aboard, all aboard
Pick up every single jewel
All aboard, all aboard
Quick the navy's at our heels
Well, there ain't no pay for a rotten crew, so rum is all you'll get.
Well, the sea's not kind to a rotten crew, so see you all in hell.Play Count: 470 A Visit from St. NicholasMy grandpa would do a reading of this for the family get-together every year, but because of the virus, we can't all get together. Hopefully next year it'll be him reading and not me ^-^Play Count: 397 [M4F] A little help from a Friend [Ramblefap] [Soft boy] [Boy moans] [Miss] [Pegging] [Begging]Transcription(i.e. what my friend typed in discord ^-^):
Your voice is so shaky slut you must be so desperate
Maybe I should pick you up and press you against the wall
Letting my cock grind against your pretty little hole
God id be aching for it, rubbing it up and down feeling your hole clench
You'd like that wouldn't you little slut?
My body pressing yours against the wall
Watching as your cock bounces softly as I hold you
Kissing your neck before making hickeys on your shoulders
Using my fingers to slowly tease the head of your cock
Such a good little slut
Moan louder for the listeners little whore, this time we have an audience
Slowly stripping as I push my cock against your winking little hole
Sliding it in slowly as I bite your shoulder leaving marks on your pretty little skin
Pushing it all the way in cornering you against the cold wall
Fondling your tip and kissing your lips just once before ramming my cock into you again and again
Pounding you into the wall watching as you moan with your head tilted up
God little slut you know your moans drive me absolutely insane
Watching as your eyes cross in pure pleasure as your hole tightens around me while I bang you against the wall
Making sure the neighbors will hear every thump of your back against the wall and every whimper and moan that escapes your lips
God you really are a whimpering little mess arent you little slut
You just want somebody to take your pretty little body and tear it apart
God throwing you on the bed and taking what's mine as you moan into the sheets
Holding them till your knuckles turn white as I bottom you out
Fucking you hard and fast pulling your body against mine with each and every thrust
Do you need to cum yet slut?
Beg to cum
Cum
God your such a good little slut
Aww your such a good boyPlay Count: 6291 [M4A] Watching some porn and rambling [Ramblefap] [Soft boy] [Boy moans] [Slow build] mentions of [Blowjob] [Kissing] [Toys] [Cunnilingus] [Doggy] [Cowgirl]One often looks up at the universe. It's hard to imagine from our perspective when everything around us looks so big and monumental. Cars, trees, buildings. They surround us, overshadow us, engulf us. And staring up at night at the great beyond, we forget that they are only large because we are so close.
I bet somewhere out there in the universe, some other being is staring out from wherever your gaze lands. Staring across the vast expanse of nothingness. As far from you as you are from them. Just as absorbed in how big their surroundings are, despite being so small from your own view. They could be doing anything at all, truly.
I bet they're probably having way better sex than I am right now, that lucky bastard. x3Play Count: 3994 La Confidence naïveSo there I was, listening to all twelve variations of this song on the piano by Mozart, and I realized, I'd never heard the actual original! So I fixed that by recording a copy myself ^-^Play Count: 409 Big Bad AMA (Alternate title - Sprung the movie)Timestamps!
Dumbbunnyslut - 1m7s
CurvaciousCariad2 - 6m52s
HushedHive - 15m56s
Nervous_Hurricane - 20m14s
Shortghurlrage - 35m44s
805amandabry - 41m11s
Anonymous <3 - 51m14s
p.s. you're all amazing and wonderful ^-^ and Māhoe says hi!Play Count: 732 John Where Have You GoneLyrics:
4 tacks me did the captain give.
Oh John
Where have you gone
3 tacks more and we battened the sails
Oh John
Where have you gone
The storm has settled
And the waves have calmed
But alas, we cannot save her
2 tacks poor and the sea’s like glass
Oh John
Where have you gone
No tacks left just a barrel and roach
Oh John
Where have you gone
The sun bears down
And the planks are hot
I’m afraid, we could not save her
Oh John
Where have we gonePlay Count: 335 NPC Voices SnapshotIt's late and I decided to do a few improv voices of NPC I run in my current games. I probably should have written something down because It got kind of repetitive in some of the intros haha.Play Count: 364 Backstage Verification for me! ^-^I dunno if someone already has this tag, but if "Bread Slut >:3" is available in green that would be amazing. If literally any opposition to this exists then I'll cave immediately and go for the default, thanks bunches!Play Count: 375 25 Follower Ramblefap25 is a big number for someone who doesn't get a lot of attention usually! Thank you all so much for listening ^-^Play Count: 850 Accidental IncubusIt was a pretty bad break up, and now you're at your wit's end. Time to resort to witchcraft to get your revenge!Play Count: 2043 Verification for [M] SprungXI don't know how much mileage I'll get out of this account, but I would be happy if people liked it.Play Count: 575