What's better than getting to go to the Ren Faire? Getting railed at the Ren Faire of course darling. Unfortunately, fucking in a bathroom stall in front of people is morally ambiguous. So here I am. Taking you there with a story instead. Enjoy you beautiful beans. *Let's set the mood..* The Faire is hot this year and your long red dress isn't helping the problem. You can feel the perspiration beading down your cleavage. Trailing down your neck. Feeling particularly unfuckable in the moment. You catch a dark pair of eyes enticing you through the crowd. Her gaze hypnotizingyou almost. You motion to a friend to ask if they know her but no one seems to know who the intense stranger might be. The day carries on in the usual way. Shows, games..food last of course. Before you can get that long desired turkey leg you feel a hand on your arm. You turn thinking it's a friend and run straight into the strangers arms. She steady you and giggles. Without any introduction you can feel her silky hand slip into yours and lead you away from the lines and commotion. Towards the bath stalls in the back. As if by some forse unknown you listen. Following along anxious but enticed. Excited to find what filthy things may lay ahead...