This script is brought to you by the lovely u/littlebluewriter! I probably spent a little too much time fussing with the editing here, but I hope I did it justice! Last night, you were at the bar with your best friend, when you saw your asshole ex-boyfriend come in. You got pretty drunk and spilled about how your ex was really rough and selfish in bed. Luckily, your best friend gets you home, tucks you in, and sleeps on his couch. You wake up the next morning, feeling mostly fine, with a knock at the bedroom door. All characters depicted are consenting adults. All SFX are provided by myself or from Freesound.org