On a cold winters night in a far away land The citizens of ho-ville a frisky old band Made preparations and hung fairy lights For sexmas drew near the ho’s horniest night IT’S HERE. By far the biggest project I’ve put together since starting on GWA and I couldn’t have done it without all the help of my incredible collaborators! This is a ‘radio play’ porn parody of the beloved classic. I rigidly adhered to a seussian rhyming scheme and meter. It’s painfully unhinged so be forewarned of that. Cast: Written by: u/TamlinsTears Narator: u/anisacooper Slutty Blow Ho: u/lizziependragonVA The Grinchcel: u/TamlinsTears Town Crier Ho: u/Ambrose Kincaid Cowgirl Ho: u/lidol_creecher Nervous Ho: u/Badjhur Handsy Ho: u/lilbrat91 Dildo Ho: u/BSplines Original music: u/TamlinsTears Become a member!