You may have made a mistake getting this involved in your husband’s hobbies. Turns out he truly does belief that a nameless and forgotten ancient god is waiting to return to the world and sire an heir. You don’t believe a word of it, but it’s really important to him and seems harmless enough. At a cutesy little lakeside ritual a floating stick pointed at you and now apparently you’ve been chosen to make the heir thing happen. After some initial worry over what that entails it turns out your husband is just going to paint some symbols on you and try and get you pregnant in a stone circle. Want more? Click below! Become a member!