A teacher's pet. That's what you are, isn't it? Always looking to impress your professor. So desparate to be noticed. Well, I happen to have... plenty of experience dealing with students like you. So... if you want to be a pet so badly, how about you act like it... and get down on all fours for me? I wonder what kind of pet you are. A puppy maybe? Dumb and excitable? Hmm... no, that's not it. Perhaps... a little kitten? Lost and timid, looking for someone to take her in... No, not that either. Then... How about a bunny? Soft and quivering, yearning for my touch... Oh, that's the one, isn't it? A soft little rabbit desparate for attention. Well, if you want it so badly, why don't you come sit on my desk, lean back, and spread those legs for me...