Table of Contents 0:00 Your Mermaid Friend Comforts You & Talks About Being Sad 0:45 Wednesday Addams Loses Her Virginity 1:28 The Mermaid & The Submariner 2:31 Within The Cards 3:09 Sir Knight Chp. 5: Pheonix 4:13 Pris Witless 4:46 Sherlock Holmes Helps You Get Off 5:44 You Revived My Urban Legend, Now You're Haunted! 6:40 Your Harlequin Has a Confession 7:11 Misfit Toys Factory: Fucking the Office Toy 7:43 Welcome Home, Pumpkin! 8:49 I Feel Loved 9:57 Elf 10:31 Handkerchief