Was that... a proper purr? Oi, now... don't go all trembly on me... Look at me, li'l mate. I've seen stranger things than that in me travels... 'alf the folks I know got some sort of secret. Some much scarier than a sweet li'l purr. Could I maybe... scratch behind yer ear? Just... just to see if... gasp! There t'is! Ohhh... tha's proper adorable, tha' is... Your secret's safe wiv me... Might explain why them guards were... Well, don't matter now. They won't be botherin' you again. Y'know... always wanted a... well... someone special to look after...Seems fate 'ad somethin' in mind when it put yeh in me path. * * (This is an original work written by u/throwingever and performed by u/throwingever and u/The_Aud_Father. All characters depicted are 18+, and audio is for adult audiences only. Please do not rehost or upload audio elsewhere.)