Summary: The speaker is a cat burglar, quite literally -- she's a cat-girl, who is also a burglar. She happens upon a house with the window open and a laptop sitting on the table. What an easy target! This must be her lucky day! When the listener interrupts her mid-robbery, she makes a quick getaway through the open window. But just her luck, she only makes it half-way out before the window closes and she gets stuck! Well, you can probably guess what happens from there. Script by u/ChrisHailey