To balance out the void that Coldplay concert left in the world, here’s a more wholesome story about what can happen when you put a couple on camera in an arena. Your geeky friend who’s down bad for you finally convinced you to accompany her to the basketball game, but she’s bombing because she’s so nervous and in her own head. When the two of you are featured on the Kiss Cam, you decide you look pretty good as a couple after all, so you go for it. That prompts her to drag you into a bathroom stall and unleash years of pent-up sexual frustration.