So, your girl Venus stomps in from work, stressed out enough to wanna throat-punch her boss. After a good scrub-a-dub-dub, she goes hunting for her boyfriend, you, all innocent-like, snuggling up close like a damn koala. "Sweetie, honeybun,” she purrs, "I neeeed you." And there's you, poor guy, just trying to enjoy your book in peace (can a guy even get a goddamn page-turn in these days?!). Seeing she's getting the literary cold shoulder, she goes, "Keep on with your book, babe, while I bounce my lady bits on your boner." Script by u/TheShyTributeGuy !