The mad scientists at CryoSleep Corporation had a vision: find the baddest babes of the last, oh, 80 or so years, then put them into underground hibernation until an eager treasure hunter struck paydirt and came across the motherlode. Luckily for you, you shovel WELL, making you the man of the hour. Finders keepers, losers weepers. You’ve unearthed the Dime Capsule, a vault containing a horny menagerie of Perfect 10’s from the 1950’s onward. Fuck one, fuck all: the decision is yours in this Choose Your Own Adventure. And if you’re craving a post-nut strut, your Saturday Night Fever should lead you to the 1970’s Disco Diva. The way this Dancing Queen fills out a flared jumpsuit will have you shaking her booty all night long. Script by u/emosquid23 !