(CW: Confusion, Intelligence Drain, Petplay, Pavlovian Conditioning, Word Restrictions, Post-Hypnotic Triggers.) I'm sure that you knew that humans are capable of higher-levels of problem-solving than domesticated pets... But what if I told you that we could test to see how human you really are~? I just need you to answer a few easy little test questions... A confusion induction followed by suggestions to instate a dumbed-down puppy-like headspace in the listener. Installs triggers for inducing a perky puppyspace, rewarding with pleasure, and reinforcing a carefree feeling of unintelligence.