"No, it's not you, dummy. In case you haven't noticed, I'm pretty partial to your company! Yeah, the smooches are a dead give-away. Spending two hours locked in a room with you, that sounds like a good time. Except. I have to pee real bad." It's a pee script! Does exactly what it says on the tin. By Yourgalmuncher: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28643043