Hey hi hello~ This was a lot of fun to read and perform, and even to edit and play around with! u/ravishagirl has done it again with this lovely and cute script. I performed this live for a friend, and so left in some affectionate pet names and teasing for them. I’d considered editing it, but decided this was the better approach for it. Plus, I hadn’t touched this recording in half a year; it’s still recorded in Audacity. I also decided to leave in some of the breathing; some folks liked it, some thought it distracting, but the more that I hear about AI in the industry and how they can’t replicate breathing quite yet, the more I want to embrace silly imperfections. CC0 effects sourced from lukabee and felixblue on https://freesound.org Other effects recorded by me.