You needed an escape from the chaos of your freewheeling life in the city. A chance to recharge and ground yourself. That’s when you found this secluded guesthouse listing that claims to promote no screens, wellness, and... self-discipline? The host is apparently ex-military with a list of house rules as long as your arm. But at least the reviews are stellar... and he's kinda cute. “He’s the perfect host,” writes one recent guest, “as long as you’re on your best behaviour.” Maybe you could use a sense of control in your life...