Look. We need to talk. You can't have your PCs keep trying to fuck everything. It's like you just need to get off or are vying for attention! Wait. You have been? From me? Well, yeah, I like you too, I just didn't want to throw the game off... Well, I mean, if all you need is for me to fuck you to get you to behave during the game and progress the campaign ... well that's a crit I'm happy to take! Roll for initiative baby, because I've got advantage to make you cum! All characters are 18+ and this audio is by and for only adults.