My wife is an accomplished scientist at a top secret particle accelerator. And I'm proud of her accomplishments, pushing the boundaries of physics and whatever else they do there. But when I get home from work today, my wife tells me that she's apparently been exposed to some kind of previously unknown radiation ... and that I have been exposed to it from her as well due to our constant physical contact at home.... Her eyes belie her worry, and so I leave it up to myself to put on the front of confidence and assuredness. But when I ask her what we need to do, the fact she tells me we need to go into her lab - a place I know requires security clearance well above my paygrade - before it is too late ... well that just makes me wonder just how bad we might be off. But, if anyone can make sure we are okay, I know my lovely wife can do it! I have complete confidence in her ability to fix any situation, no matter how dire they might be! Which is why, when I wake up at home some unknown time later, and think I can't see straight as two of my wives are sitting on our bed next to me, I start to wonder just what has happened.... I'm starting to think that whatever I am about to be told, the truth is going to be so much stranger than fiction....