Of course, as always, this summary was ripped oh so shamelessly from u/DarnThoseOranges script: You’re relaxing at home, all your ducks in a row and your mind at peace. Your friend with benefits shows up with little care for your time, furniture or ears it seems. She says you two need to end it, but what does her body say? The math isn’t adding up, but you have an easy solution to the problem. When all good things must come to an end, you may as well end it with a *bang*.