1) How do you feel about visible neck hickies? 2) Do you prefer carpet, wood, or tile flooring? 3) Do you like eggs? If so, how do you like them best? If not, why not? 4) Are you someone who would only be able to have sexual interactions with someone you had a close bond with? Would you be able to have sex with someone with whom you had extremely different political views (you don’t have to share what they are)? 5) What are your current thoughts on the infamous internet video, “2 Girls 1 Cup”, vs. what you thought of it when you first saw it? If you’ve never seen it, you can skip this one. (If you don’t know what it is about, the video contains scat and emetophilia.) 6) What’s your skincare routine? 7) If GWA had suddenly become a place where its content creators were to be paid according to how many upvotes, plays, and comments their submissions received (much like how other social media platforms are paying their contributors with ads, sponsorships, etc.), how much do you think would change, and what do you think would change? How would this affect you and your future posts? 8) Is what you have built so far on GWA something you can throw away as of right now? Where does GWA stand in terms of importance for you? 9) Are you currently ready for a child (or more children, if you have kids already)? 10) Is there a meaning behind your username? If so, what is it? 11) What is one pair of shoes you wear all the time, or more than the others? 12) Are you hesitant to give out small physical details of yourself to your listeners? For example, if someone asked you what color your eyes were, or how tall you were, would it be easy for you to answer those questions? Why or why not? 13) What is an item you absolutely must splurge on? This is something in which generic or knock-off anything would not suffice. 14) Would you ever consider doing a meet-up with someone you met off of GWA, and perhaps doing a live sex collaboration to post for all of us to hear? (I know there are GWA couples… You lucky ducks!) 15) Do you consider flirting with someone online or through text cheating? 16) During sexytimes, rate these from most arousing to least arousing on a lady (or on yourself if you are a lady who is not into ladies; if you are not a lady who is not into ladies, you can skip this question if you wish): French maid outfit, men’s dress shirt, catholic schoolgirl uniform, naughty nurse uniform, black lace bra and panties. 17) If you were to develop a crush on someone you met on GWA, would you tell them? 18) For the rest of your life, you can only eat either untoasted white-bread-crunchy-peanut-butter sandwiches with the crusts still on, or cold watery tomato soup with a random stalk of celery somewhere in there. Which do you choose? 19) “You must experience the storm before you can see the rainbow”. Why or why not is this quote bullshit? 20) What was your first cell phone? Could you have that now and be content? 21) Does a sexual/romantic partner’s height matter to you? 22) Is there such a thing as being too young to know what love is? Is there such a thing as falling in and out of love with a person? 23) Would you be able to make a turkey (like, a Thanksgiving turkey) all on your own? 24) Do you like the taste of alcohol? If you’re not old enough to drink, do you plan on drinking when you’re able to? 25) Would you integrate a caregiver/little dynamic or a master/pet dynamic into your romantic relationship, or would you consider that strictly for the bedroom? Why or why not? If you are not into either of these, what is the last song you listened to? 26) Do you have a signature fragrance? If so, what is it? 27) Can you have a hands-free orgasm? 28) Do you think you’ll be living in the same place (house, apartment, city, etc.) in the next five years? 29) Would you ever try, or have you ever tried, having a “Man vs. Wild” type of adventure? Why, or why not? 30) Could you go vegan? If you are a vegan, how did you start, and was it difficult originally? 31) If you could only have sex where only one of the two of you cums, who would you want it to be (yes, the rest of your life will be this way)? 32) What other subreddits do you frequent? 33) Would you rather be without your tongue or your teeth? 34) The only pornographic material you are able to access on the internet (yes… for the literal rest of your life) is either your own audios (of JUST you); or laggy, pixelated porn with no sound (all videos you watch will be this way). Which do you choose and why?