[friends to lovers] [sequel to “Can You Call Me, I’m Scared”] [nervous giggles] [awkward clothed humping] [mutual masturbation] [he’s comically huge] [two listener orgasms] [creampie] [mention of cockwarming] [sweet & silly] Last night I begged you to call me because I was scared of the storm… Tonight you actually showed up with daisies and strawberry milk, looking like the softest guy on earth, and my brain completely short-circuited. I went from confident to blushing potato in 0.2 seconds. We lasted maybe the length of one zombie death scene pretending to “just watch Netflix" before I tackled you, knocked over the remote, and accidentally discovered you’ve been hiding a whole anaconda in those joggers for six years.