Knock knock! Guten Morgen! I’m Greta from the Head Office, just swinging by your cabin to make sure you’re abiding by the Fuck Bunny itinerary I left for you. We can’t have a busted schedule when it comes to your busting schedule. But… oh. Oh, dear. You’re not taking your fucking responsibilities seriously at all, are you? We need to have a little chat. Maybe more of an audit, really. I’m gonna need the who’s, what’s, when’s, where’s and why’s on that dick. written by u/emosquid23