A massive thank you goes out to u/ScriptsInChains for their script offer here. Summary by author Patrolling the Mojave can make one wish for a nuclear winter. You, a wanderer, have gathered enough chips to settle down on the New Vegas Strip. Wanting to get out of the heat, you search for a room in Vault 21, when you lay eyes on the most beautiful woman this side of Hoover Dam. You both share the same feelings the second you lock eyes. It isn’t long until she’s got that tight Vault Suit off and your both ready to test those sound proof Vault Walls.