Additional tags: ["Cock drunk"] ["Slut"] [Wet Sounds] [SFX] When your roommate finally shows a pic of the guy she's been dating, you're horrified to see that it's your college ex-boyfriend. Even worse, he's going to be staying with you. You need to make it clear that you've moved on. The problem? You're still single as ever. To successfully fake it, you'll have to convince your roommate. "Okay. I'll do it. I'll be your fake...whatever." Script written by u/sickkophantic