Summary: Listener has just gotten out of their advanced science class' lecture and is about to head back to their dorm for some post-class down time. However, as she's trying to leave the lecture hall, someone coming out of the nearby locker room stops her. (Listener always wondered why the locker rooms were in the same building as the science classes, but with all the college's add-ons and layout changes, chaos dictates where everything is.) The person who stops her turns out to be Narrator, a sweet, submissive himbo jock who tells her that he wants to be pinned to the wall and made out with by a nerdy girl. Needless to say, Listener is intrigued.