Cabin PressureDeck 2, Cabin 714. Eighty square feet. One bottom bunk, one top bunk, one desk the width of a dinner plate, and two men who cannot stand each other. He's done fourteen hours of silver service with a smile. All he wants is his bed, his silence, and his sanity. What he gets is the smell of tinned tuna, a wet towel on the wrong hook, and a roommate who communicates exclusively in shrugs. Five days in, the politeness is gone. The mindfulness course was a waste of money. And when a flicked water bottle becomes the last straw, what starts as the most ridiculous fight ever thrown in a space too small to swing a punch becomes something neither of them saw coming. Turns out there's a thin line between "I want to kill you" and "I want to pin you to the floor." And in a cabin this small, there's nowhere to hide from either.Play Count: 3881 Quiet in the Library: Making The Librarian Cum In His PantsHe's the kind of man who owns a handkerchief and knows the difference between Middle English and a translation. The sort of librarian who's weathered more than he'll ever talk about and still irons his shirts…but nothing in his quiet, careful life prepared him for you, the new English teacher, walking through his door and asking for Chaucer.
Six minutes. That's all it takes. Six minutes from "Can I help you?" to pressed together behind the medieval history section, hands where you absolutely should not be, trying not to make a sound in a building where everything carries.
He's polite about it, of course. Apologises between gasps. Asks permission with his belt already undone. Swears once and needs you to know he doesn't normally do that.
Two people pressed together behind the shelves, hands down each other's pants, biting back every sound, making each other come while hoping nobody walks in.Play Count: 5048 Fucking With The Wrong Linguist And Getting Bent Over His DeskYou show up for an appointment with a linguist, only to find out she’s called out sick, though her coworker is happy to help you. But as you continue to insist that he read aloud filthy passages from an ancient correspondence, he begins to suspect that you’ve mislead him on exactly what you’re doing here — and is compelled to show you that you’ve met your match.
What did the ancients do before pornhub, eh?Play Count: 3754 Your Cocky Russian Neighbor Plays 20 Questions To Find Your Kink -- No PlotThe rowdy Russian boy-next-door invites you over to “make pysanki” while his family’s out of town. He’s seen the twinks that sneak out of your house at night, and he’s confident that in a fight to the death, he’ll win your affections. But you’re not telling him exactly what it is you like, so he starts running through every kink in the book…Play Count: 1802 Your Cocky Russian Neighbor Plays 20 Questions To Find Your Kink (Plot)The rowdy Russian boy-next-door invites you over to “make pysanki” while his family’s out of town. He’s seen the twinks that sneak out of your house at night, and he’s confident that in a fight to the death, he’ll win your affections. But you’re not telling him exactly what it is you like, so he starts running through every kink in the book…Play Count: 5013