For Valentine's Day, I want to surprise you, to step out of my comfort zone a bit and try some things you've previously expressed interest in that I wasn't quite sure of. Well, I'm sure now - I'm sure that I love you, I'm sure that you're the best possible partner I could ask for, and I'm sure that I want to try these new things with you because it will be an amazing experience for both of us and I want to give you that. So I've gotten you a gift I'm pretty sure you've never received before - me. I'm all yours and you can do whatever you want...