You've been protecting me all day at a Comic Book Convention while I cosplayed as 'Slave Leia' from Star Wars. Now the day is over and I'm tired, annoyed, and more than a little creeped out by the crowds I've been dealing with throughout the day. Like a good friend, you take me back to my hotel room so I can shower and relax, and then you say goodnight. But it turns out, I really don't want you to go...