We're waiting for you to be discharged from the hospital after a minor work accident, and you've decided it's a good time to take advantage of our free use arrangement. Any time, anywhere, that's the agreement. Today you want to be rough, and you don't really care if there are people outside the door who could walk in at any moment. We've got some time to kill and you never disappoint, so let's see just how much we can get away with before they show up to send you home...