Sometimes a girl's got needs that just have to be filled and we have to be creative to fill them. That's why I ordered you, my new Sex Droid. The problem is, you didn't arrive programmed with the personality I'd asked for. I wanted the suave, sophisticated, gentle personality of The Professor. What I received instead was something that acts more like a frat boy who's away from home for the first time. A quick call to Customer Service tells me how to re-program you, but you overhear and convince me to give you a "test drive" before I re-boot your system. You were definitely not the Droid I wanted, but maybe you're the one I need...