We don't know each other well and we're not exactly friends, but you offered free drinks if I'd be your 'wingman' at the bar tonight. It's been a few months since your break-up and you need to get laid. Pretty easy trade since I'm a fantastic wingman. But then things don't go your way and you go home alone. Those drinks were expensive and we *did* make a deal... **Script by u/CuteEmUp**