Something's bothering you and I ask you what's going on. Eventually you let me know that you're upset about me thinking that some celebrity guy from TV was attractive. I reassure you that I still want only you and that you are the best man in my eyes. I take you to the bed and show you just how much I appreciate you. Also this seems like a good time to tell you that I've been thinking about having a baby with you for a while now, and as they say, no time like the present...

Script by u/MyNameMadeYouSmiley