Why hasn’t anyone told me about the wonders of a rabbit sex toy? Sure, it doesn’t beat the *real* thing and it isn’t big enough to reach my cervix. Nor does it shoot hot potent cum into my womb. It doesn’t even have extremities that could pin me down to keep in place while I’m used like a whore—wait, what was I talk about? Oh yeah. I bought a toy. And I’m really digging the whole cumming without hands thing. And, uh, I thought maybe you’d like to hear me :)