You and your boss have always had an… interesting work relationship, to say the least. You’ll tease her, she’ll tease you, there are a couple of playful jokes about “reporting each other to HR”… but that’s about as far as your flirtations ever seem to get. She’s a dedicated and hard-working department head, it can’t be denied - but man, does it seem like she’s extra dense when it comes to you flirting with her! At the end of the quarter, your company holds a lavish party for every department. Your boss always tends to disappear for moments at a time at these events, and you’ve always wondered where she goes. When you spy her, drink in hand, sneaking out onto the balcony in the middle of your CFO’s passionately-drunk “end of year” speech, you just have to follow her and find out what exactly she’s hiding… Turns out, she’s hiding a lot more from you than a bad smoking habit. (100% Original Content to u/cherryhazeva!)