Since there was no way in hell I could put the entire audio on tumblr, even when segmenting it: here's the audio.
Written and Recorded by sansfulpuns
Audio stript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dwokC41N4n349cxCu8M4QoskhaKUc_l2_Cw7LOWFytY/edit
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