good morning to you too, darling
Poetry reading of my comment reply to Lustful_Crunch's "I'm thinking about you skin." on reddit. A short free-form poem titled "good morning to you too, darling" 24.11.28
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I'm thinking about your skin (prose reading)
Prose reading of "I'm thinking about your skin." by Lustful_Crunch from reddit. 24.11.28
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crunch to go (acapella)
Shitpost singing pt 2, electric boogaloo. Extended version of me singing altered parody lyrics because I am still getting the giggles about it ^^
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crunch-to-go
Shitpost of me giving myself a good chuckle at the realization that "Crunchy" and "Hot-to-Go" have the same number of letters, all because of that one mashup of Dirt Man + Hot To Go that showed up in my insta reels
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unwinding with crunchy kisses (yhim ver)
"Your Hand in Mine" by Explosions in the Sky, a song that perfectly captures the hazy/sleepy/dreamy state I always find myself falling into with the invitation to unwind. A song I use to fall asleep when it doesn't come easily <3
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unwind with crunchy kisses (hot tea ver.)
Because I can never stop listening to Hot Tea and the lyrics are too perfect for crunchy vibes: "hold you in my hands like hot tea/ knowing I'm safe 'cause you want me/ sitting in a garden at your feet/ you & me only/ holding on and on"
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mini script read [soft] [comfort] [reassuring] [some gentle breathing]
My first time reading an original script of mine, I hope you like it. I've been finding myself yearning for this exact kind of softness, and figured why not just do it myself? Hope it brings you the comfort and reassurance that letting go of the worry, even just for a little bit, is ok and you are allowed to do that for yourself. You're doing great. <3
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oh say can you say (read by cor)
I haven't look at this book in years either. The front cover says "oh my brothers, oh my sisters, these are terrible tongue twisters!" Yeah. Yeah they are. (But it's so fun. My tongue still gets tripped up)
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fox in socks (read by cor)
I haven't looked at this book in years. The inner cover says "take it slowly, this book is DANGEROUS" and the back cover says "now is your tongue numb?" Yes. The answer is yes.
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tongue twisters (jpns)
Some tongue twisters in Japanese we used to do in my language classes in university (I havent done these in ages, send hELP T-T) バスガス爆発 (バスガスばくはつ) Bus gas explosion あかまきがみ、きまきがみ、 あおまきがみ Red scroll, yellow scroll, blue scroll なま むぎ、なまごめ、なまたまご Raw wheat. Raw rice. Raw eggs. となりのきゃくはよくかきくうきゃくだ The guest next door eats a lot of persimmons. 
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tongue twister challenge (eng)
My offerings of some English tongue twisters: Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments. Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran. Shall I put such shiny shoes on such a shabby shelf? To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block. English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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crunchy tongue twister challenge
The mouth locations to make the right sounds have my brain and tongue tied up in knots. Come help untwist my tongue~? ^^ (Pls excuse my absolutely muffled attempt at Spanish and mediocre attempt at Danish.)
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fair? not fair? who's to say?
I recorded this on stereo settings than the usual mono so it is a lil more quiet and slightly more in the right ear if you're wearing headphones. (Sorry about the scratchy blanket noises) Thankies again to Labrini for another prompt!
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compliments and confidence
Oh, are you sure you can handle the sweet things I want to tell you? Ok then~ Thankies to Labrini for another prompt!
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hot tea (cover)
Just one of my favourite songs from my favourite band. Enjoy this short cover of "hot tea" by half•alive. <3
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what? can't I just look at you?
Eepy bedhead recording of this prompt from Labrini. <3 Just some murmurings but I do hope you're not too ticklish~
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what your hands are for (soft ver.)
Softer version that's a little more hanging-out-in-bed-just-talking vibes. <3
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what your hands are for (sweet ver.)
Sweet version that's kinda giving neko vibes?? Headpats and ear scritches pls? :3
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how to say "hi~"
A lil ramble-y explanation, but fun to figure out how to get it close to how cromchy says it. <3 Literally spent three days saying "hi" to my doggo to practice and place the intonation and pitch as accurate as I could. ^^
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master of menaces voice impression
My take on the Menace himself, in his own words. ^-^ He'd *neV~er* do anything to make you flus~tered, he's always behaving himself, right~?
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to be sweet & silly
Ok but this one was so much fun to do~ big thanks to labrini for the super sweet prompt!
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crunchy's accent exploration - water (jpn)
My attempt in Japanese for CrunchyVA's accent exploration tweet. Excuse how rusty my speaking is, my translation attempt at this had me realizing how much I need to brush up my Japanese. Anyways, 自分の水を飲んでください~
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crunchy's accent exploration - water (eng)
Here's my Western Canadian accent for CrunchyVA's accent exploration tweet in my native english. Drink your water~
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