You stop by Home Depot to pick up some supplies when you're hit with an unexpectedly familiar voice. It's your ex-girlfriend… and she's with some guy! Who is he? And why is she acting all cute around him? While listening in on their conversation, you realize she's playing to his ego just to get in his pants! You CANNOT let this opportunity go. You have to fuck with her!

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