I know you. And I know what's best for you.
You're not going to be happy working as some entry-level analyst for some corporation that's going to treat you more as a gear in a machine as a person.
You're not going to be happy scrambling to sacrifice every iota of waking energy you have to climb some politic-laden corporate ladder.

But you are going to be happy if you get up out of that chair, come behind my desk, sit in my lap, and let me take care of you. Forever.