[M] The Bear and the Hunter [joke] [kinda dirty]
An old joke poorly told.
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[M] I still recall her touch in truth [poetry] [by /u/poem_for_your_sprog]
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2xkau1/what_did_you_do_wrong_the_first_time_you_had_sex/cp0xhm7
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[M] "I've worked beside the cruel and cursed" [poetry] [by /u/poem_for_your_sprog]
Sprog's highest-voted poem to date, and super-short, so I figured 'why not'? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/35tpuk/what_jobs_attract_the_biggest_assholes/cr7urra?context=3
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[M] "The Boolean" [geek] [poetry]
Don't worry, I'm not singing in this one. Instead, I'm reciting a poem written by "Qi", as part of "The Codeless Code", a collection of fables and koans for software engineers. In Qi's words: "To mark the solemn occasion of the two-hundredth case being entered into the annals of the Temple, I asked the nun YĆ­wen to prepare for me a long, informative, and heavily-footnoted treatise on the history of the Boolean data type. To my dismay I received this bit of doggerel instead. Many apologies to those of you who came here seeking edification." It can be found here: http://thecodelesscode.com/case/200
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[M4F] On Display [script-fill] [script by /u/iwillinstruct2] [public] [exhibitionism] [poetry]
"Now, let's stop here at the sidewalk bistro. But no chair for you. Sit here, on my lap. Don't be shy now. It's a crowded place, and no one knows that I'm growing hard." Another brilliant work by /u/iwillinstruct2.
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[M] Barrett's Privateers [Singing] [Shanty] [Close Enough] [Horrible] [No Sex] [Seriously, Not Sexy At All]
This is what happens when a drunk guy thinks he can sing, and then thinks he can work with Audacity to accompany himself. The singing is bad, and the audio production is even worse. (In my defense, synchronization was hard because my headset has a noticeable lag.)
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[M4F] Please Don't Visit Me At Work [Infidelity] [Exhibitionism] [Script by /u/RocketEar]
You shouldn't come to my office. We both know what would happen...
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2015-07-01 - Verification
My verification request. Nothing sexy.
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