"We thank you for your interest in a new role. We'll begin your induction by putting you through some relaxation techniques and making sure you understand your new office support role by giving you an in-depth experience of the process." A transformation file that will turn your body and mind into that of a black leather office chair and sat upon by a curvy office lady, with theming of a job induction. Installs the trigger "you are nothing but an office chair" which will begin the transformation again when used by you or someone you trust. Female TTS voice, gender-neutral for listener. Script at https://mega.nz/folder/kgR2jBRY#1Mr9aFqhWw6ImM5YdiMKDQ