In which I pit the power of my clit sucker against my ability to focus on a book.
Or, Hysterical-ish Lit: a test of will and bonus ramblefap! Just wanted to see if I'd be able to survive the merging of two of my favorite pastimes: reading and getting off. Welcome to Gory's book club, I guess!
Play Count: 1067
In which I explain the mechanics of my own pleasure.
Here's a free masterclass on how I make myself come. JK, there are no trade secrets and I'm no master. I just really enjoy getting myself off.
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Bonus Track: Pent up, worked up, caught up (in my own fun).
A companion to the previous ramblefap, because I was greedy and had a second toy within arm's reach.
Play Count: 603
In which I spell out how I want you to manhandle me when we finally fuck.
Or, a chaotic, noisy ramblefap where I could barely flesh out the scenario I'd been fantasizing about all week because I was kicking around the mattress so much.
Play Count: 1666
In which I daydream about riding your face, then your cock. (Or, if I/it fits, I sits?)
!!TRADE OFFER!! I receive: one ticket to ride your cock. You receive: one face-sitting.
Play Count: 1273
X and I destress after a cockblocking power outage.
Friday night, we were cockblocked (clam-jammed?) by the typhoon. We made up for it the next day. Tags: [couple play] [cunnilingus] [fellatio] [massage] [toys] [fingering]
Play Count: 1458
In which I discover what my new clit sucker is capable of.
I got myself a hybrid clit sucker a few days ago and decided to wait for a recording day to try it out for the first time.
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X lets me play massage therapist on his cock.
I've been hyperfixating for days on lingam massage, and managed to talk X into being my test subject while I get a hang of the basics. Sunday night turned into spa night with extra services for both X and myself. Tags: [fellatio] [massage] [happy ending] [cunnilingus] [missionary]
Play Count: 676
In which I can't make up my mind re: where you should blow your load.
This recording was me being less coherent, more cum drunk. Still managed to ramble for a while, though, so I make no apologies! I was a woman on a mission: to cum while thinking about cum.
Play Count: 2027
X caves to my sick-day demands for a meat injection.
I'm running a low fever—nothing awful, just psychogenic shit from a week of overexertion and not-so-great sleep. My body had an agenda of its own, though, and wanted a meat injection. Something something Vitamin D and Paracetamod.
Play Count: 1973
In which I map where your hands should go on my body.
Got the itch for something slow and meandering because the past few days have been frankly overwhelming.
Play Count: 1241
X makes a midnight snack of me. (Or, payback for Thursday morning’s breakfast in bed.)
My (our) first real sex audio! Clawed at my phone several minutes into being eaten out so I could record.
Play Count: 1121
In which I tell you about my brand-new 8-inch dildo and (bravely! resolutely! heroically!) use it for the very first time.
Tonight, I am a small woman with a midsize goal: to play with the biggest toy I’ve purchased to date. (My standards are humble.)
Play Count: 2491
In which I am already too far gone and just need you inside me, stat.
I don’t know half the things I was saying in this blursed recording. Your Honor, I plead guilty of DUI (dickmatized unto infinity). Lock me up; I am unwell, undignified, and unfit for society.
Play Count: 2017
In which I rant about your fuckass pheromones all over the bed.
"The world is changed. I see it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost…" (Translation: You left me in bed to run errands all day, and my cunt and I have decided to be dramatic about it.)
Play Count: 891
In which I describe the symptoms of my chronic dick-in-mouth disease.
Or, How I Like to Suck Dick feat. all the aircraft and motor vehicles within a 10-mile radius of my mouth, apparently. None of which I noticed while recording, because: dick!
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In which I list the things I want you to do to me. (Sexually, obv.)
I didn't actually have a written list; bear with me. You can take notes if that's your thing, but you already know my favorite moves. Also, at one point I said "in" when I meant "on" and "legs" when I meant "neck"—brain doesn't brain when cunt is cunting. But you're a quick study! You'll know what to do.
Play Count: 1674
Freaked out, broke down, got off.
I'm in the middle of a crisis for which nothing can be done until the morning. (I'm a big girl; I'll sort it out.) Did getting myself off fix it? No. Did it make me feel better? A little bit!
Play Count: 1111
In which I do my level best to tell you all about my glass dildo.
Seems I underestimated my ability to run my mouth and overestimated my ability to maintain a coherent thought while getting off.
Play Count: 1222
Failed mic test, failed composure, failed edge.
This was my first attempt to record myself during solo play time, and I had no concrete plans beyond Hit Record + Don't Come Too Quickly, If At All. I had vague thoughts of edging, although I wasn't really holding myself to it because I was scheduled to host Saturday movie night with friends. Incredible timing on my part, honestly. I'm still figuring out my setup, so the audio's kind of ass. Not that I'm one to cry over spilled cum. It's a mess, but it's my mess, goddammit.
Play Count: 1061