Originally "You've Never Eaten Ass, Bro?" by u/Mercatrone - this is a heavily adapted script to better fit my English accent. I try and talk more "street" but I probably just have to face it that I'm never going to be that *cries in well-spoken* Summary: We're two mates discussing the best aspects of sex and I introduce the concept of rimming to the listener. One thing leads to another and you, the listener, plant that sexy ass on my face and I eat you out like a pig at a buffet table. Please don't steal or plagiarise my work. Cheers.