Partying has never been your thing. Despite knowing this, your dorm-mates insist you go to one being held by a friend of a friend. They try to be coy and say they just want to see you let loose, but you know the real reason why they're bringing you along: they want to see you get laid. Once you actually get there, you end up being alone and the party atmosphere proves to be a little much for you to handle. So you decide to hide out in the kitchen while you wait for your ride to get sober. Just then, a preppy-looking girl walks in, not knowing her search for alcohol will yield her something a whole lot better...