Thank you so much to u/semaphoretowers for this ssssexy script. Sorry, I had to. Summary: "You’ve been living with a Lamia guy for a few months now. You know, one of those half-human half-snake guys. And he… well, he’s pretty fucking hot. And you can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to fuck him – but you’re too embarrassed to make a move so you’ve just gone on a date with another male Lamia. It was fine, but he was kind of boring. But oh no! You return to your apartment and it’s freezing! Your roommate has passed out due to lack of heat! Better drag that emergency heat lamp over to him and make sure he’s okay! Sometimes mammalians will lay on Lamia to help them in this situation. You’ve read about it. That would be okay, right? He looks so sad and alone – and it would help. Oh. He’s…. encircling you. You’ve read about that too, come to think of it. That can happen unconsciously as the Lamia searches for warmth. Well. It will be okay. He’ll wake up and… yeah."