You only know three things about your friend-with-benefits’ roommate. Number one: She’s your FWB’s best friend. Number two: She’s stunningly, devastatingly, unbelievably cool. She’s a drummer in a band, for god’s sake! She may actually be the coolest person you’ve ever met. You’d never tell her that, though, because– Number three: She hates you. Why? You don’t know… Maybe one day, if she catches you alone, you’ll find out. Maybe even tonight.