You love your gf, at least you thought you did. But lately, she’s been giving you a hard time. Saying you don’t satisfy her, that you’re not manly enough, that you’re a bitch and can’t please her. The thing is you’ve been working really hard…and need to vent to me. Shhh…come over here, let’s talk it out. I’ll make you feel better. That’s what friends do.