I remember when you escaped me once... I was frantic with worry- my guards went out looking, tearing apart my kingdom until you were found. Brought back to me. I know this is just a game we play, my love- but just as you enjoy escaping, I enjoy punishing you when I catch you. Order must be maintained. But I know your escapades come from boredom. So I bought you a present. A beautiful woman I've trained to keep you from getting... bored.