Data entry is so boring... guess I'll go hide in this office so I can give myself a break! Oh I'm sorry! I didn't know this was occu- wait. What are you doing? Why are your pants down? You. Pervert. Hey- I know you! You're one of the higher ups! Hmmm... well, while I have you hear with your pants down, let me talk to you about a new, permanent, personal position I'd like in this company. Don't worry- I'll make sure you enjoy your new assistant. Besides, if you said no I would be simply forced to tell HR about this. But first... let me show you a skill set much more suited to me then data entry.